Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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