She's JV to your varsity
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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