Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize