I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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