I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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