C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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