"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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