he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
