your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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