I'm sorry my penis didn't work
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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