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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
its not stalking. its research.
Quick, to the slutcave!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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