Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am available for nakedness
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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