we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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