oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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