Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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