i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
