Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
this is an emotional support booty call
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
