you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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