New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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