Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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