What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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