is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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