is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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