is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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