I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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