Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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