OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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