Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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