Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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