There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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