we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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