READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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