just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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