Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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