I want to stick my p in your. b.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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