I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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