I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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