that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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