My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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