Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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