I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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