I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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