I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Panties = found
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