Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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