six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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