So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
