It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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