he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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