What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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