Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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