Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just had sex on a roof
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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