the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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