I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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